There was a time, not so long ago, when 3 mighty priests, known as Team Smite, roamed azeroth. Team smite were never more then 3 members at a time, but many powerfull priests have been a part of this legendary group.
Paul the beast - Lew the Jew - Mato the dying - Gang the fag - Greasedonkey the sloppy.
Strong and powerfull men, who stirred fear in every enemy theyve ever stood against. From the Mighty Gruul the Dragonslayer, to the vicious Lich King.
Sadly, through the years, the group disintegrated, and eventually dissapered. But the legend never died...
Legend has it that the group dissapered after the furosious cataclysm.
Mato the Dying was fooled by the evil Imam Pristine to join the shadowy dark arts, and is now a full fledged angry muslim.
Paul the beast, after his many years of running a taco bell, returned a changed man, and joined Pristine the dark Imam, as one of his jihadi warrioirs.
Gang the fag and Greasedonkey the sloppy have since the cataclysm retired, and opened a café in the trade district of Stormwind. You will find them with a cappuchino, a pipe and a mans cock in their hand.
Lew the jew is the only one who still practises the powers of the light, and stands tall and proud. Lew the jew has grown old, and understands he must teach the holy powers to young and potentially strong priests. Lew has found two pupills in Beyondness and Bhuta, and since lew the jew is still a rageing homo, he teaches them the art of flash heal, and the art of swallowing cock.
we start our story here, in present time, when lew visits his old friends Grease and Gang at their café.
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lew thought to himself - "Maaaan, it feels good to be back in stormwind...last time i was here i ****ed one of them hot homeless westfall boys. he was dreamy..."
Lew looks around, and see's a sign "Power word: Coffe" and snickers to himself - "this must be the place"
Lew spots both his old friends and comrades sitting by a table, and decideds to walk over.He has a plan, he wants to mess with his old friends abit.
Lewthejew "Hey fellas how ya guys doing? come give me a hug" as Gang and Grease stands up and walks towards Lew. Lew says with a smirk "Gottcha!" and casts out a fear!
Nothing happens.
Grease and Gang looks at each other - "yepp, fear ward still works fine" Gang says.
Grease "Our turn " and throws out a fear that gets lew running around like a crazy man, untill he runs right into a door, and falls to the ground.
"AAAaaahh my nose, man. that **** hurt!" Lew screams out before Gang and Grease helps him up and to his seat.
Gang says "just throw a renew on yourself already, its not like your dying over there"
Lew starres at Gang"...Dont make me answer with necessary force"
Gang looks at lew, very unimpressed.
Grease asks "Would you like some coffe, Jew?"
lew responds "No thanks mate, i dont drink that stuff, i workout you see. Ill take a red bull or a power king if you have"
"sure" grease replies, and goes into the café.
Gang asks " so ol' pal of mine, whats brings you here? I thought you were busy training new priests?"
Lew "yeah i kinda am, but still, im always out looking for new talent you know. Maybe one day ill find enough guys to re-start the team. If that ****ing Imam basterd Pristine stops stealing all our guys though"
Gang says "Yeah, that Pristine fella is a real hmar kelb"
Lew starres at Gang " I dont speak that mumbojumbo shadow language. what the **** is a hmar kelb?"
Gang snickers "look in the mirror and youll have your answer"
Lew /spits in Gangs direction.
Gang answers "Mhm...Classy"
Grease comes back with lews drink "Here ya go. didnt have any Red Bulls but i got some Power King's left"
Lew the jew quickly grabbes the drink, devourers it all, and pukes his guts out.
Grease "erhm...you Ok?"
Lew wipes his mouth and catches his breath "...awwh...ehh...yeah...i think im ok now...puh...oh **** BLAAAARGH!!"
Gang "we need some help out here, You, waitortrash or whatever your name is, clean this **** up"
Waitor "At once, sir. And its Whitetrash"
Gangthefag stops and stares at the waitor "what...did you call me, boy?"
Whitetrash "Erhm sorry Sir, my name...is Whitetrash"
Gang "I dont give a damn what your name is. Cleain this up, or join your pal's hanging outside of Sentinel Hill, you broke homeless dip****"
Whitetrash "at once sir.
Lewthejew sits up "Who is this guy Gang?"
Gangthefag "I dont know, man. Some homeless pally we found begging for a job. You know how they are....Pallys...his kind cant be trusted., We have to watch him closely so he dosnt steal"
Whitetrash looks up just for a second, but is afraid to make eyecontact.
Grease the sloppy "Hey boy...when youve done cleaing up this mess, you clean up this aswell"
Whitetrash "whats this, sir?"
Grease "this" as he pours 2 cups of coffe on Whitetrash.
Lewthejew spits whitetrash in the face "Your kind dont belong in Stormwind. Go pick cotton or whatever you and your "kind" does."
All the priests laughs, slapping their knees in joy. Whitetrash knows everyone hates his kind, but he will not be treated like an animal. He will have his revenge on these priests, and everyone whos ever stepped on him...one day...one day.
To be continued, this angle of the story was made possible by Lews comments about Priests spits on pallys which he explained to me very vivedly last week on msn.
anyways, enjoy, and hopefully i can muster to continue this story this time
(if you havent catched the other "episodes" of the story, you can just search for em"
Much love Mike
Edited by Gangsta on 21-02-2011 12:03
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
Lew has found two pupills in Beyondness and Bhuta, and since lew the jew is still a rageing homo, he teaches them the art of flash heal, and the art of swallowing cock.
Make sure Beyondness and Bhuta dont read it. They might be scared and go shadow instead =P
I played Classic until I was nearly level 60. It needs The Burning Crusade really for me though. I am lurking around Daggerspine again for a while, trying to get used to the changes lol
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how ya guys doing? come give me a hug" as Gang and Grease stands up and walks towards Lew. Lew says with a smirk "Gottcha!" and casts out a fear!
