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Silly fantasy wow-classes!
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 09-12-2010 09:38
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Hai 
before i post this, i wanna just clarify (to those who dont know me) i have no beef, nor any problems with any religion or their belivers.
(maybe jews, but thats another story)
anyways, i would love to play - The Angry Muslim Class!
here goes -
Blizzard has intreduced the new muslim class to world of warcraft!
special powers includes
Conjure Camel - creates 3 angry camels to defend the muslim against his foe!
Mass produce - the muslim can create up to 15 children to carry on his legacy!
The Rage of Muhammed - Attack power and Spell Power is increased by 80 % as soon as the muslim see's a drawing of a man with a beard!
Steal Money - The muslim can strole into any major bank in any major city and instantly be rewarded 1000 g from the goverment!
Meditating Explosion - When the muslim is sure to fall in battle he has the abilty conjure a magic shield where he gives himself the last rites in the name of allah. He/she will then explode damaging any foe within a 40 yard radius with fire damage!
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also i would like to be able to say -
i play a WORGEN MUSLIM !! whats your game?
thanks for your time
much love Mike
Edited by Gangsta on 09-12-2010 09:40
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much" |
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| Luthar |
Posted on 09-12-2010 11:04
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Hahaha, im pissing myself Gang xD
Deathwish, Class specific [Passive] - At the start of each fight, the Muslim receives a 100% damage taken bonus. If he dies during the fight he may release his spirit to gain upto 72 night elf females. If he survives all through the fight, he will instead get a 30min long Enrage, increasing damage done by 150%
" I, I don't know why... But for some apparent reason, I can't stand women with sexy bodies. On a side note, flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effect on me."
/Laharl, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
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| Bhuta |
Posted on 09-12-2010 20:07
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Hahahaha  This kind of **** turns me on mike, you ve got me started
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim : The next spell muslim uses is now %500 more effective and costs nothing.
Bread Money : Each time the muslim eats something, gains a buff that allowes him to loot %600 more gold for 3 hours.
Allahu Ekber : Muslim bloodlust, but muslims have no cooldown.
Holy Koran (held in offhand): Gives 5000 of every stat so that muslim can wear weird things but still stay powerful.
Well, if there is a god he should come get me now
Peace
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 10-12-2010 06:52
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HAHAHA Ogun i love you man
Tesekur Kardesim
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| Bhuta |
Posted on 14-12-2010 13:32
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Forgot to mention, muslims have a racial to kill priests instantly 
love you too man
but also
**** you =))))))))))))) |
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 14-12-2010 20:55
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haha amina koyiyim!
Oh and yes!
Talent
Ive got hoe's in different area codes - Every time the muslim falls in battle he will end up in a haram with 72 dancing draenei females ready to please their master. This action will take 20 minutes, and refresh the muslims mana, health, and muslim rage bar to 100 %
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| Bhuta |
Posted on 22-12-2010 17:58
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Hahaha
We could find 100 more spells to rape muslims off
Come on guys bring something other than muslims so we can have some laugh |
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 04-02-2011 18:03
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I cant believe you got to keep the name Angrymuslim HAHAHAHAHA so fun! i love you bhuta!
Edited by Gangsta on 04-02-2011 18:03
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| Dust |
Posted on 05-02-2011 10:47
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****in awesome! Laughing my ass off here!
--We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and just a little bit scary.--
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Komodo - Level 82 Rogue (DPS... if you can call it that)
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 07-02-2011 08:20
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Upon creation the worgen-muslim class is instantly HATED with every faction in the game, except with the Ramkahen - whom they are Exalted with.
The Worgen muslim does not care about this, because they get all they need from the Ramkahen this includes bombs, sandals and camels.
Also for every HATED faction, the muslim gets +5% permanent damage increase.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 07-02-2011 08:22
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In PvP the worgen muslim will recieve 500% rage generation, when fighting against other players that has the Cartoonist tradeskill (New useless tradeskill released in late Cata).
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Bhuta |
Posted on 07-02-2011 16:16
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Hahahahaha
I ll do more dps than bhuta on that char, because of the incredible motivation the name will give me
ANGRYMUSLIM......THE SON OF A......AZEROTH !
BISMILLAH ! |
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| Bhuta |
Posted on 07-02-2011 16:28
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Everyone needs a nerf right ?
New Muslim racial:
The Hairy Brunette:
If the muslim doesnt get out combat for more than 3 mins he wont be able to shave and this will cause him to stink, every party and raid members will start losing %3 of their health every 5 sec. This effect stacks up to the number of muslims you have in the raid. |
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 08-02-2011 07:55
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Hahahahahhhaha!!!!
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| surefire |
Posted on 09-02-2011 14:05
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They could have a crowd control called the "Burka Bomb" where 100's of burka clad women wander aimlessly around the target slowing them down.
The class I would really like to play especially because it really fits in to my general style of pvp play anyway is "Suicide Bomber" I alaways die in pvp but at least in theis class when you go you take the bastards with you.
The damage could be range based so you pick a target and the nearer you get to him before dying the bigger the blast.
(just because I am done with wow doesn't mean I am gone completely so tough titty  )
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