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DENMARK - What this country has to offer you all!
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 09-04-2009 09:54
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Hey guys!
Time to celebrate a large portion of the members in our guild, that come from the country of Denmark!
These very very special ppl, that have a language that makes you wonder if the doctor didnt drop them on their head at birth, needs to feel special and loved, just like everyone else. Might be the language that makes them sound retarded, but they actually are in general good ppl, and its time to celebrate them abit 
som general info about Denmark -
Language - In Denmark the chosen language is Danish. its a mixture of norweigen and swedish. The language consists of taking the very worst part of both languages, and adding a nice drunken tone to it. If youve ever heard how a drunk swede or norwegein person sounds, they are probably speaking danish. Fluently.
The language is so hard to master that children in denmark learn the lanuge much slower then average children, cause its hard for them to understand what the hell their parents are actually saying (true fact btw)
Denmark is known for having a drinking age of 15. Which ofc is just great, since that really is a great age to start drinking. No hormons or puberty in the way at all, and we all have the best judgement and make the best decsions at the great and mature age of 15 Good job Denmark!
They are known for haveing high Taxes, which is something most countrys in Scandinavia have, so its not sanything new. But in the great country of Denmark, they have decided to have taxes that dosent agree with this little thing called Logic. Logic is not something that danes or denmark value high, since first of the language makes it tough for them to even communicate with each other. One of the best and none-logical tax this little magical land has is the Suger Tax. The beautiful minds of this glorius country have decided that anything with suger should cost 3 times more then something without suger, or has sweeteners added.
Example - Coca-Cola Zero 1,5 liters costs 15 DKK - Coca-Cola normal 1,5 liters costs 1500 DKK. (DKK is the danish kronor, which is their currency, they dont use Euro, cause changing currency would hurt the Danish Nation. That, and the fact that the danish language is a very hard language to learn and master, that most people around 18-25 missed the Euro vote election, since they couldnt understand what was going on)
The Natinonalday of Denmark is the 5 of june (Grundlovsdagen). This day is celebrated cause, this day about 70 years ago the only succefull company in Denmark was born, which is ofc Carlsberg.The king of Denmark, Michael Laudrup (Kongeriget Danmark) passed the the bill threw the goverment offical Brian Laudrup, and the 5 of June became the day of liberation in denmark.
Carlsberg - The danish pride and glory, we even have employees of Carlsberg in our guild, none other then Multitasker. When you see the commercial "Probably the best beer in the world", the danes actually belive in that, and it is probably true. In Denmark that is. Since its now commen knowledge that every exported Carlsberg beverage has had atleast 15 danes pee in the batch. So if you ever thought that "man, this Hoff tastes like ****", then you know why.
Travel - To Denmark you travel for 3 reasons really. Cheap thai whores at Ströget in Copenhagen - Kristiannia, a place you could buy weed and smoke it legally - and ofc Denmarks biggest tourist attraction - Gay Travel
Information taken from www.visitdenmark.com
Follow the rainbow to Copenhagen!
Copenhagen has long had a welcoming and relaxed attitude towards both gay Danes and tourists. The city’s gay scene is geographically centered in the 'Soho' like area of the old town. During the summer, enjoy life outside at one of the many outdoor cafes.
Copenhagen Gay Life
Your introduction to gay Copenhagen: A guide for gay and lesbian tourists in Copenhagen
www.copenhagen-gay-life.dk
VisitCopenhagen's guide to gay Copenhagen:
www.visitcopenhagen.com/gay
Copenhagen Gay Facts
> The city’s gay scene of entertainment and fun is located within one square kilometer.
> The first gay bar, Centralhjørnet, opened over 80 years ago and is still going strong.
> The National Association for Gays and Lesbians (LBL) was founded in Copenhagen in 1948 as the first of its kind.
> In 1989 Denmark was the first country in the world to recognize marriage between two persons of the same sex.
>The city even boasts its own radio station, Radio Rosa.
Denmark has 3 national anthems. 2 inoffcial ones, and 1 "real" one. the inoffical ones are "Kong Christian stod ved højen mast" and "Der er et yndigt land". the offical one is "smuk som et stjerneskud". So good that it even got translated into english, "Fly on the wings of Love". Denmark even won the eurovison song contest with this version of their nationalanthem, and is widly known as the only song to ever make it out of Denmark.
Hope this has helped you all with your questions about Denmark
Much love Mike
Edited by Gangsta on 09-04-2009 11:16
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much" |
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| Cyco |
Posted on 09-04-2009 10:04
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hahaha! A big laugh from Norway |
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| Kogirly |
Posted on 09-04-2009 10:23
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HAHAHA
I see that someone is not working very much today 
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| Heffa |
Posted on 09-04-2009 11:48
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are you trying to tell us something Gansta?
Cheers Zapporah (ex-Heffa) x
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 09-04-2009 12:49
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Quote Heffa wrote:
are you trying to tell us something Gansta?
That i should look for a new proffesion as a travel guide?
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| manji |
Posted on 09-04-2009 16:26
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WTf
//Manji-spamming ligthing bolts since June 2007
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 09-04-2009 21:39
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH
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| Shinnari |
Posted on 09-04-2009 23:48
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HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA! Brilliant post m8
Well... One thing I can agree on BIG TIME... And that is that Carlsberg tastes like ****!!!
TUBORG FTW!!! And you can actually translate the word "TUBORG" forward and backwards
Here comes forward: TUBORG = Til Unge Borgere Og Raske Gutter
And then backwards: GROBUT = Gamle Røvhuller Og Børn Uden Tænder
Translated to english that would be something like:
Forward: To young citizens and "fresh" guys
Backwards: Old ***holes and kids without teeth
If there is a Dane that has a better tranlation for "Raske Gutter" (Fresh Guys) then feel free to post it
Hope you enjoy this little bonus knowledge ^^
- Shinnari lvl 80 Priest | 450 Herbalism | 444 Alchemy
YES SIR!
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| mato |
Posted on 10-04-2009 03:52
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briliant
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| Multitasker |
Posted on 14-04-2009 15:51
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Ohh myy Fuuucckkkiinng God!!! hahahahahahahhahaha That was good stuff u sick little puppy, gang stop making our country look like a gay nation we are just understandind Oh and i would just like to clear something up here, we the proud danes does not sound like a drunken swedish person ever! and it does make sense even if it takes a bit longer to learn hehehehe. 'Anyways great post m8 looking forward to seeing the next country guide from u ;D
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| Heffa |
Posted on 12-06-2009 11:00
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would you buy a trip to denmark from this man
Gangsta dear - i finally tracked you down
Cheers Zapporah (ex-Heffa) x
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| Maleficus |
Posted on 12-06-2009 19:52
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Quote Heffa wrote:
would you buy a trip to denmark from this man
Gangsta dear - i finally tracked you down
haha awesome.
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."
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