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Something for the boys ...
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| Heffa |
Posted on 08-04-2009 12:20
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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
I must admit, it's pretty good.
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as FOOTball or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Cheers Zapporah (ex-Heffa) x
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| Maleficus |
Posted on 08-04-2009 12:58
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"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 08-04-2009 13:16
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Amen
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much" |
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| heijaangel |
Posted on 08-04-2009 15:50
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Amen
What is SeX? SeX Is When A Boy Put His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase The Population Of The NeXt Generation. Do You Get My EXplanation? Or Do You Need a Demonstration?
There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont. |
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| Dust |
Posted on 08-04-2009 17:29
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so true =)
--We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and just a little bit scary.--
Dust - Level 85 paladin (Ret)
Antique - Level 85 druid (Feral dps/pvp resto)
Komodo - Level 82 Rogue (DPS... if you can call it that)
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| Jaz |
Posted on 08-04-2009 19:04
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Seen it before but it's ALL true |
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| Valeria |
Posted on 08-04-2009 19:48
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At first I thought it was a joke thread, but after reading it carefully I realise that... most of them are true, if not all.
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 08-04-2009 20:43
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Its funny because its true.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die! |
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| Kogirly |
Posted on 09-04-2009 06:24
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Hahahaha, nice thread but just some pointers
Quote Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we
Columbus was on his way to find a way to India and came to America. He had a plan but did not reach all the way. As all men he didn´t care, his expedition was over and he was happy, that´s what´s matter 
Plz men, you say you don´t need directions, but we know you do, trust us
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 09-04-2009 06:29
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Quote Kogirly wrote:
Hahahaha, nice thread but just some pointers
Quote Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we
Columbus was on his way to find a way to India and came to America. He had a plan but did not reach all the way. As all men he didn´t care, his expedition was over and he was happy, that´s what´s matter
Plz men, you say you don´t need directions, but we know you do, trust us
Silence woman!
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| Heffa |
Posted on 09-04-2009 07:38
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I don't care whats true and whats not ... so long as you guys laugh!
Cheers Zapporah (ex-Heffa) x
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| Cyco |
Posted on 09-04-2009 10:09
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very true! |
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| Multitasker |
Posted on 14-04-2009 15:57
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hehehehe Good stuff and most of it true to ;D
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