Spend more time with family
This has got to be something that you declare as a resolution before Christmas arrives surely, hyperactive kids, deaf grandparents and whinging partners can’t have that much appeal especially during the Christmas period. Resolution life expectancy: 1 week.
Fit in Fitness
The realisation that you have got to slip on your joggers and grab your squash racket once again to face your arch enemy, also known as your best mate, is a dreadful thought particularly after pouching 3 turkeys and 6 Christmas puddings, and don’t even mention the alcohol intake. You could always fake injury for a couple of weeks while you train HARD. Resolution life expectancy: 3 weeks.
Taming the bulge
It’s either spending money on new clothes or spending 30mins each day on the Ab-cruncher for the foreseeable future, and after spending your life savings on gifts for people you barely know over the past few weeks you really only have one choice. Resolution life expectancy: until January payday.
Quit Smoking
The inability to breathe after that exerting trip to the toilet demands a response. Resolution life expectancy: 2 weeks.
Quit drinking
What??? Resolution life expectancy: after your first shift back at work.
Enjoy life more
How can this be possible after the Christmas period. The January Blues is a national epidemic and demands a medical cure. The realisation that you’ve put your body, bank balance and relationship under extreme pressure recently really hits home. Resolution life expectancy: no point in trying until February 1st.
Get out of debt
If you know how please let me know, call me on 0800 000 00165 ext 6538. Resolution life expectancy: your life expectancy.
Learn something new
Night classes; Learn a new language, art classes, karate, pottery are but a few suggestions but again they all cost money. Wonder if they'll take leftover turkey as deposits. Resolution life expectancy: Until midweek european football hits our screens again.
Make more friends
Remember, after the Christmas period your probably fat, skint, single and in the depths of the January Blues syndrome. It's hardly the time to start looking for new friends or a new relationship. Resolution life expectancy: start this one in February.
Redecorate/ DIY
I’ll start it next week….honest. Resolution life expectancy: it may cross your mind.
Well I for 1 will be making my New Years Resolution
1. Drink More
2. Smoke More
Last year they were Drink Less and Smoke Less, but it didnt work, so this year I've decided to aim my Resolutions at something I think I might be able to acheive
1. To lose at least 2 stone in a new found diet within 3 months (worked for a friend so thought I might give it a try)
2. More time with the family (not the warcraft family )
3. To quit my f__king job and find something that may make me happy, not going anywhere in this job because the area manager hates me on a personal level and no one is willing to do anything about it
4. Quit smoking, I did it before Im sure I can do it again
I played Classic until I was nearly level 60. It needs The Burning Crusade really for me though. I am lurking around Daggerspine again for a while, trying to get used to the changes lol
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