I found this 1 on the wow forums, there pritty funny
Humans: Nobles get finely made toilets made by artisans, peasants get clay pots. Peasant revolt imminent Orcs: Crudely made of wood, stone and rope. Most orcs charge headlong screaming battle cries when they want to use it Dwarves: Users are prone to multiple uses of this toilet due to the built-in barrel of ale Trolls: Comes with complimentary "mojo" to better "commune with the spirits" while using it Gnomes: Self-cleaning, self-flushing and never runs out of toilet paper, too bad it blew up Tauren: Ever wonder why the plains of Mulgore are so lush? Night Elves: First toilet was so good demons invaded to take it, so Malfurion blew it up, second one was just as good and demons invaded again, so Malfurion had to blow it up again. Third one was made by Fandral, and it's not as good. Good thing Malfurion is asleep, just incase Undead: It's called the Undercity Blood Elves: Extremely posh and comfy, due to the fact Blood Elves poop pure mana, which isn't very comfy... Draenie: Must pray to the Light for a smooth session, climb on Naaru-built floating toilet, then pray for thanks to the Light for a smooth session
Goblins: Pay 20g for use, additional 5g for one piece of toilet paper Demons: Have no toilets of their own, constantly invade Azeroth to use theirs Scourge: Poop re-animates to attack people Murloc: Entire tribe poops in sync, then swarm an unsuspecting newbie Shadow Council: Tried to summon a toilet of incomprehensible power, but it turned against them Kobolds: Located in a dark mine. Requires candles to find in darkness
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There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont.
I played Classic until I was nearly level 60. It needs The Burning Crusade really for me though. I am lurking around Daggerspine again for a while, trying to get used to the changes lol