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Azeroth Toilet Humor
heijaangel
I found this 1 on the wow forums, there pritty funny Smile


Humans: Nobles get finely made toilets made by artisans, peasants get clay pots. Peasant revolt imminent
Orcs: Crudely made of wood, stone and rope. Most orcs charge headlong screaming battle cries when they want to use it
Dwarves: Users are prone to multiple uses of this toilet due to the built-in barrel of ale
Trolls: Comes with complimentary "mojo" to better "commune with the spirits" while using it
Gnomes: Self-cleaning, self-flushing and never runs out of toilet paper, too bad it blew up
Tauren: Ever wonder why the plains of Mulgore are so lush?
Night Elves: First toilet was so good demons invaded to take it, so Malfurion blew it up, second one was just as good and demons invaded again, so Malfurion had to blow it up again. Third one was made by Fandral, and it's not as good. Good thing Malfurion is asleep, just incase
Undead: It's called the Undercity
Blood Elves: Extremely posh and comfy, due to the fact Blood Elves poop pure mana, which isn't very comfy...
Draenie: Must pray to the Light for a smooth session, climb on Naaru-built floating toilet, then pray for thanks to the Light for a smooth session

Goblins: Pay 20g for use, additional 5g for one piece of toilet paper
Demons: Have no toilets of their own, constantly invade Azeroth to use theirs
Scourge: Poop re-animates to attack people
Murloc: Entire tribe poops in sync, then swarm an unsuspecting newbie
Shadow Council: Tried to summon a toilet of incomprehensible power, but it turned against them
Kobolds: Located in a dark mine. Requires candles to find in darkness
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