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This is Us, TBO in a nutshell ;)
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 20-02-2008 10:24
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*If Altzu has 5 gold and you have 5 gold, Atltzu has more money than you.
*Contrary to popular belief, TBO is not a democrazy, it is a Altzutatorship.
*Altzu doesn't get wet, the water gets Altzu.
*Altzu doesn't have gametime on his screen, he decides what time it is.
*There is no theory of evolution, only a list of things Altzu has allowed to live.
*Altzu doesn't sleep, he waits.
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Reefus |
Posted on 20-02-2008 10:28
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Quote Altzu Does not read wowwiki, he stare at the computer untill it gives him the information he need!
The Dark portal was created by one of Altzus Rank1 Shadowbolts.
HaHa  Its true
Outlands was shattered when Altzu sneezed and forgot to put his hand over his mouth.
They put the impenetrable shield over Dalaran when Altzu was born (just in case) |
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| heijaangel |
Posted on 20-02-2008 11:15
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Quote Reefus wrote:
Outlands was shattered when Altzu sneezed and forgot to put his hand over his mouth.
They put the impenetrable shield over Dalaran when Altzu was born (just in case)
Hahaha nice
* When Altzu kicks Illidans but, even his mother feels the pain.
* One time when altzu shot a shadowbolt, it went true the speed of light and went back in time and destroyed Mount Hyjhal.
* There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Altzu.
* It was once believed that Altzu actually lost a fight to a Horde, but that is a lie, created by Altzu himself to lure more Hordes to him. Hordes never were very smart.
* If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Altzu.
* If you can see Altzu, he can see you. If you can't see Altzu, you may be only seconds away from death.
What is SeX? SeX Is When A Boy Put His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase The Population Of The NeXt Generation. Do You Get My EXplanation? Or Do You Need a Demonstration?
There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont. |
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| calmdur |
Posted on 20-02-2008 11:56
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How the heck do u come up with this great things 
I never have this much of fantasy 
Dont worry be happy!!
[img]src='http://sigs.guildlaunch.net/sig.php/738004lVStT.png' border='0'>[/img]
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| Danesar |
Posted on 20-02-2008 13:31
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GMs have concluded that if [item]The Unstoppable Force[/item] and [item]The Immovable Object[/item] were to collide, there would be no survivers... except for Altzu
Once upon a time, Altzu farted. Gnomeregan remains irradiated.
Altzu is immune to Blessing of Kings since an additional 10% of his stats would cause server crashes. |
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 20-02-2008 13:32
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Its called Chuck Norris facts lol
Altzu tears cures cancer. to bad he never cries
Much Love
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much" |
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| Danesar |
Posted on 20-02-2008 13:55
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LIES it's not Chuck Norris fact! Altzu > Chuck.
Altzu is the reason Chuck Norris gave up Martial Arts
Edited by Danesar on 20-02-2008 13:55
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| heijaangel |
Posted on 20-02-2008 13:59
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* Chuck Norris facts are fake, Chuck Norris stole them from Altzu. They actualy called: "Altzu facts".
* Altzu is the stongest in the world. Even stronger the Chuck Norris.
What is SeX? SeX Is When A Boy Put His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase The Population Of The NeXt Generation. Do You Get My EXplanation? Or Do You Need a Demonstration?
There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont.
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| Breador |
Posted on 20-02-2008 15:59
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its that question that drives us crazy..
What is the Altzu?..
Unfortunately noone can be told what the Altzu is..you have to see it yourself..
Edited by Breador on 20-02-2008 16:03
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| calmdur |
Posted on 20-02-2008 20:23
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Hes everywhere ? ^^
Dont worry be happy!!
[img]src='http://sigs.guildlaunch.net/sig.php/738004lVStT.png' border='0'>[/img]
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| Nesualk |
Posted on 20-02-2008 22:09
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Altzu doesn't contact GM's, GM's worship Altzu |
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| heijaangel |
Posted on 21-02-2008 06:23
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Developers doesnt design the continent, but asks Altzu first how he wants it to be look like.
What is SeX? SeX Is When A Boy Put His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase The Population Of The NeXt Generation. Do You Get My EXplanation? Or Do You Need a Demonstration?
There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont.
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| lisele |
Posted on 21-02-2008 07:25
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Altzu is seriously considering if we would be such a waste of his perfectly good bullets...
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 21-02-2008 12:00
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*Altzu sued "Myspace" becouse he has copyrighted that as the space around you.
*Altzu is so fast he can summon himself and slap himself in the head on the other side.
*Altzu once got bored so he fired a shadow bolt rank 1 in the ground... hence Un Goro Crater.
*Altzu once went to a breadvendor and ordered some sacred candles, and got them.
*Altzu counted to infinity, twice...
*Altzu knows everything there is to know, except for the definition og "gank"
*Most people fear Illidan, Altzu considers him "a promising rookie"
*When Altzu plays monopoly, the world economy is affected.
*We live in an expanding universe, all of it is trying to get away from Altzu
*When Altzu goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken... But only eat its soul.
*not everyone Altzu is mad at dies, some get away, we call them astronauts.
*Altzu once took a drug test, he tested positive for "massive insane spell power elixir"... Altzu looked at them and said: "ofcourse i tested positive, what do you think they make "massive insane spell power elixir" from?
*Altzu once crossed the road, no one deared to question his motives
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 21-02-2008 12:54
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Ha ha ha morde, sharp as a blade.
In the Beginning the was dark. Blizzaard said: Let there be light!.
Altzu hesitantly agreed, and started casting hellfire.
One time Altzu was bored. He ran around the forest killing critters. Suddently he noticed they were dropping Epics. - Thats the day Mount Hyjal was soloed.
In the old days the horde faction consisted of seventeen races, including Giants, Golems, Dragonkin. Then Altzu got hungry...
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die! |
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| Jaz |
Posted on 21-02-2008 16:50
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Altzu doesnt summon anyone anymore. Not after the last time when he accidentally created the dark portal just to summon me to the blasted lands.
Still give Altzu credit, he did let Medivh take the credit for it |
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| Owls |
Posted on 21-02-2008 17:02
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Yea...
That pretty much sums it up =P
@Outlets... The drunks huh!!! I'll get "hickup" you... Once i get these "hickup" darned "hickup".... mumble mumble mumble....
Nxe
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 22-02-2008 06:54
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Morning everyone. This has been a crappy week at work for me. Its been stressfull out of proportions, when i got in today all i could think about was sleep.
I then said to myself: Lets find some altzu facts.
Now i find myself smiling and chuckeling - or should i say Altzuling
-If Altzu is late, time better slow the **** down.
-Altzu always has sex on the first date. Always.
-The daily pvp quest is where altzu wants to kick ass.
-Altzu frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
-Altzu only masturbates to pictures of Altzu.
-Burning steppes was once a lush and green plain. Then Altzu learned rain of fire.
-Molten core was once a restroom. Untill a day Altzu had eaten chilli and beans.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Versipellis |
Posted on 24-02-2008 02:15
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-Altzu never tries to please a woman, she tries to please him..
-A horde can run from altzu but he just dies tired..
-All of altzu's demons respect him and serve him gladly even his void walker doesn' t need a soulshard..
-Weekly meintenances are just little brakes for the server to relax in peace without altzu in..
-In the upcoming patch even if he completes the quest chain altzu won't be able to have a death knight hero class.. u can't have 2 hero class chars..
DPS with a "tude".. How suprising..
You can run.. But you just die tired.. |
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| lisele |
Posted on 17-03-2008 13:06
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This must be a terrible mistake!?!
http://www.kolumbus.fi/camelle/altzu.htm |
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