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This is Us, TBO in a nutshell ;)
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 19-02-2008 07:31
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Found this post by Nikkinailz on the sb forums, and i couldn stop laughing cause we have all these in TBO - I will not name anyone, you all know who you are ya basterds 
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...65317893&sid=1
The Raid-
You raid with these people. You work with these people. These people are closer than your family. You should worry.
The GM- He’s sacrificed his family, friends, and probably a couple of jobs to drag you through new content. When the guild isn’t performing, these decisions are in question. Prone to shooting sprees, forum flame wars, and the rapid advancement/gearing of whatever toon the guild “needs”. If you can keep your mouth shut, he’ll go emo and quit before you get gkicked. Still, you do like the guy. Or did. Before he went crazy. See drunks, below.
The GM's Significant Other- Okay, so he was going to have to quit but he tricked his SO into playing. She loves it. She's terrible. You'll effectively 24 man every boss. Count on 4 constructs in the raid, every attempt. She plays a Belf.
The Raid Leader- When you stand in the flames, he dies a little bit inside.
The Positive officer- “That was great. Just great. You know, only 5% of guilds have even made it to Supremus, and getting him down to 67% on the second attempt is hawt.” See Stoners, below.
The Negative officer- “Jesus Christ why are there corpses under all these goddamn volcanoes? It’s Supremus for %@*@s’s sake. GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN FLAME!” See Drunks, below.
The Healing Officer- Has this job because, as the newest officer who plays a healer, he’s stuck with it.
The Hunter Class Lead- Will tell you that it does actually require skill and preparation to play a hunter well in the end game. Lies frequently.
Stratman- Has read every strategy on the entire internet for every boss. Unable to think critically. Knows where his talk key is. Hated by the officers. Likely to play a hunter. If this is also Chick With Accent, below, guild will probably collapse.
The Gay guy- Affects the gay accent for effect. Upgrade decisions tend to involve lengthy discussions about gear appearance. Learned to use the dressing room function before the ‘v’key.
The Stay At Home Mom- She’s around children all day and craves adult conversation. Babbles incessantly in vent, forgetting that adult conversation doesn’t usually begin with, “So I was talking to (insert name of four-year-old child) and he says…” May or may not be on speaking terms with spouse. Is muted on vent by 90% of the raid.
Mr. Mikeless- Has a microphone. Hears the conversation and directions. Once wiped the raid because he started talking and most folks alt-tabbed to see who the hell was speaking. May be your best player.
The Kid- So, you messed up on this guy’s interview and nobody noticed that he was 12. But, he can play. And if he gets a little bit excited when boobies are getting talked about? Hey, he’s young.
The Other kid- Remember that accountant you interviewed for the fury warrior position? And how you wondered how he’d make time to raid during tax season? He couldn’t. His eleven year old daughter took over about that time. She’s been raiding since. Mages, that’s an eleven year-old girl owning you night after night.
The Hunter Who Doesn't Do His Homework- Makes an insightful comment just after a raid wipe. "Holy Crap Man! I was just standing and shooting and this damn VOLCANO popped on me.
The Most Devout- This is the guy who gets to play an off-spec in a big-boy raid. He's the fury warrior or the enhance shammy. He cannot believe that some fate is letting him have this much fun that he's afraid it will all come crashing down. Prays devoutly to his favorite God that the guild won't collapse because he'll never have THIS much fun again. Ever.
The Drunks- The core of your guild. As raid progresses, their voices in vent are getting just ever so slightly slurred. You don’t notice because you’re trying to sound sober yourself. DPS output seems to scale positively with blood alcohol content.
The Stoners- Quietly wiping raids since the beta. They really, really, really hate having to move out of the fire. Two of them are dead under the volcanoes. They live in fear of the negative officer. They have their own channel. Try /join (insertguildname)stoners. You’ll see who’s in there. It’ll explain a lot. They’re also having more fun that everyone else combined
The Prima Donna- Requires special attention from management. Constantly whining. Plays some vital role. Might be a main tank, mage tank, or lock tank. The officers really hate this guy and as soon as they can find another tank with 24,000 buffed HP, he’s out. Not a stoner.
The Chick with the Accent- Is the accent fake? Nobody knows or cares. Future visits to Australia/Britian/New Zealand/Alabama are now planned by all single raid members. T
The Healing Pallie- Hates healing and had to go holy to see endgame. If you raid with a boomkin, a feral druid, a fury warrior, or any non-resto shaman, you are not getting a 10 minute blessing. Forget it. He hates you. God help you if he has alt in one of those classes, you're not even getting heals. Also, see Prima Donna.
The Departed Legend- You joined after he left. You suspect that he could not actually solo Doomwalker. But you're not totally sure.
The Warlock Whisperer- Directionally challenged. Despite having run Karazhan 1.26 million times, will require a summon to Maiden's room from the entrance. Has a "summon pls" macro. See (you guessed it) Stoners.
The New Guy- Begins most sentences with, "That's not how we did it in my old guild on Korgath." Likely to remain guilded for approximately one week. You wonder if he'll be tellign his next guild, "In my old guild, we ran TOWARDS the volcanoes.
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much" |
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| Breador |
Posted on 19-02-2008 07:57
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ahahahahhahahahhhahha
or simply LSMIC
its more realistic than ROFLMAO. LSMIC for the win!
Laughing so much im crying |
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| heijaangel |
Posted on 19-02-2008 08:21
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Hehe nice, some sounds formulaire 
What is SeX? SeX Is When A Boy Put His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase The Population Of The NeXt Generation. Do You Get My EXplanation? Or Do You Need a Demonstration?
There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont. |
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 19-02-2008 09:19
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HAHA!
"Stay at home mom" = Milli!
"the departed legend" = Reefus & Toccs
"the new guy" = Calmdur
"the chick with the accent" = Lise <3
"the gay guy" = lewie =D
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 19-02-2008 09:32
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Haha Morde you are an evil basterd  I could name every single one of those catagories, but i would offend alot of peeps hehehehe and i dont need that drama
But its fun cause its true lol
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| heijaangel |
Posted on 19-02-2008 09:37
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Quote Mordekay wrote:
HAHA!
"Stay at home mom" = Milli!
"the departed legend" = Reefus & Toccs
"the new guy" = Calmdur
"the chick with the accent" = Lise <3
"the gay guy" = Morde =D
Fixed..
What is SeX? SeX Is When A Boy Put His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase The Population Of The NeXt Generation. Do You Get My EXplanation? Or Do You Need a Demonstration?
There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont.
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 19-02-2008 09:40
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Its funny because its true
Lewsterin Kinslayer
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-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die! |
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| Reefus |
Posted on 19-02-2008 11:37
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LoL that was great
I'm not so much departed anymore  , but thanks for the compliment |
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| Ralpbix |
Posted on 19-02-2008 12:48
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The Departed Legend: Cooky, Hooterz, Toccs!
The Chick with the Accent: Hooterz
The Prima Donna: Dannehh
The Drunks: Daveraver, Roaper, Hrogthar, Nxephalor, Breador, Etc.
The Stay At Home Mom: Lera (Hoglington's better part)
Mr. Mikeless: Altzu (If I ever heard him speaking)
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| calmdur |
Posted on 19-02-2008 18:23
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Ú never heard altzu speaking?
I believe i heard him couple of times, or could be Georgie too
Dont worry be happy!!
[img]src='http://sigs.guildlaunch.net/sig.php/738004lVStT.png' border='0'>[/img]
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| Danesar |
Posted on 19-02-2008 20:53
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Quote calmdur wrote:
Ú never heard altzu speaking?
I believe i heard him couple of times, or could be Georgie too
No one has EVER heard Altzu speak |
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| Nesualk |
Posted on 19-02-2008 21:22
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Quote Danesar wrote:
Quote calmdur wrote:
Ú never heard altzu speaking?
I believe i heard him couple of times, or could be Georgie too
No one has EVER heard Altzu speak
Altzu doesn’t speak English. English speaks Altzu. |
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| Danesar |
Posted on 20-02-2008 00:13
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People are AFK in battlegrounds because they are scared that Altzu may be in the battle. |
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| Versipellis |
Posted on 20-02-2008 02:50
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"The Raid Leader- When you stand in the flames, he dies a little bit inside."
omg ..this is epic.. great one and we have at least one (ok more) of each..
By the way good one nesualk m8
DPS with a "tude".. How suprising..
You can run.. But you just die tired.. |
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 20-02-2008 05:19
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Altzu dosnt even play BGs he shakedown the Battleground officers for marks and honor.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 20-02-2008 06:18
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thats not funny heija!
Omg, how could i forget cooky and hootz?
Hmm...
Altzu once saw the spirit healer, the spirit healer has never been the same again. (hmm... that works better without the wowification)
When the boogyman /sleep , he checks under his bed for Altzu!
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| heijaangel |
Posted on 20-02-2008 07:31
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Quote Mordekay wrote:
thats not funny heija!
I had a good laugh
* There is no 'ctrl' button on Altzu's computer. Altzu is always in control.
* Altzu does not have to buy an epic flyer. The epic flyer have pay him to have such a legend on his back.
* Altzu does not have to read tactics. He is the tactics.
* When Illidan goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Altzu.
What is SeX? SeX Is When A Boy Put His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase The Population Of The NeXt Generation. Do You Get My EXplanation? Or Do You Need a Demonstration?
There are 10 kinds of people. The 1's that understand binary and the 1's that dont.
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 20-02-2008 08:30
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Nice ones Angel
Altzu Does not read wowwiki, he stare at the computer untill it gives him the information he need!
The Dark portal was created by one of Altzus Rank1 Shadowbolts.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| lisele |
Posted on 20-02-2008 08:49
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I just wanted to say thanks to Ralp for pointing at someone else as "the chick with the accent".
When I read that part, plus the travels, I almost saw my name on it!.
( I precise I travel with my boyfriend, and I don't invite bachelors to stay at my place, yet..)
See you all in Athens!!
PS: Altzu is a great player, but also a very nice person, very helpful and devoted to the guild. It's always a pleasure to have you in my party. |
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| Omadabear |
Posted on 20-02-2008 10:20
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haha bloody awsome thread, laughin so hard atm
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