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What Morde should say to Mordegirl
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 12-02-2008 10:18
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You get har home, you get her a little excited, and then you strike!
But remember!
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****in **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard
Happy humping Morde 
Lewsterin Kinslayer
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-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die! |
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 12-02-2008 10:36
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hmm... i am a gentle lover... tender loins!
i even have a move!  not so much of a move, but trick really...
you start touching, and u gently stroke her all over never touching her girly parts... but you get really close... and you start caressing her on her thies... slowly and move up to her stomach... and then i move down over her venusbone(dont know if its called that in english) and by then she really wants me to go to her girly parts... but no... keep on teasing... and when she acctuly starts moving her girly bits towards your hand when you touch her then you strike 
thats the morde tac
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 12-02-2008 10:43
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Take control man, or she will lead you around by your one eyed snake the rest of your relationship.
TAKE CONTROL!!
My best advice.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 12-02-2008 10:55
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mohohaha well, im just gonna play along for now =) she lives in finnmark and im moving 2700km away so whats wrong with having a good time while i can
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 12-02-2008 11:44
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Haha you guys are just wonderfull lol Tenacious D for the win 
On a side not, i still have my lvl 60 blue "Tenacious Defender" plate belt on my warrior, which i wear when im feeling frisky
Cause remeber - It has the power...To move you
Happy Hunting Morde, Bang her the way she wants it, you dont really have much of an choice to be honest, if you want a happy lady that is
Have fun and Much Love, Gang
Edited by Gangsta on 12-02-2008 11:44
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much" |
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| Breador |
Posted on 12-02-2008 14:47
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dont be a one minute man,give her some oral action if she's into it and tell her she is beautiful when naked,say you love her periodically and its all good
for further info check into Chef's songs =P
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 13-02-2008 07:54
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HAHA Great advice Kerem
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 13-02-2008 08:07
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hmm, saying you love someone that you only hooked up with 3 times is kinda creepy, it almost slipped out once, realy akward... :/
-"I'm so happy lieing nect to the girl i l...."
-"what?"
-"Nothing, i said nothing..."
-"nooo, what were you gonna say?! come on tell me?"
-"erm... nothing i forgot..."
realy not my finest moment:/
And hey! im not a one minute man! lady comes first i come second!
and as far as oral goes im all for it!
something about a girl going "ohh god, ohh yes! dont stop, yes" and feel them squirm and then go quiet and pull u back up for some crazy frenching...
It's all good
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Gangsta |
Posted on 13-02-2008 09:16
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Ok the lvl of info of mordes private life is very high right now, im gonna stand down, since it sounds like a bad german porn scene
Hit them little niggas with a freeze-pop, represent
Another Famous quote by Org when he's healing - "Its not my fault the tank dies. its his own fault. He got hit to much"
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 13-02-2008 10:22
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hey! im no second rate german porn guy! IT IS VERY NICE WITH SMOOTH MOTIONS AND TENDER TOUCH! but i must admit its getting kinda vivid
Btw, im getting all sorts of horny sms's from her now... MY BLADE OF FORTUNE HAS CORUPTED HER ANGEL LIKE SOUL!
my job is done
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 13-02-2008 12:33
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OMIGOD! what a bitch, turns me on like a ****ing blowtorch with sick mesages and then she starts asking if we should meet up today just to screw around... and then she sais: oh, never mind... i got some stuff to do.. we have to wait...
ARGH! THE AGONY OF THE TEASE!
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 13-02-2008 12:38
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im getting kinda pissed at her... maybe i should screw up her relationship with that other guy... just to feel evil... not like im gonna see her again... im gonna screw with her head and make her realy doubtfull!
let the mind game begin!
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| lisele |
Posted on 13-02-2008 14:08
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Sad but true, the phenomene was even quicker than expected:
lisele on February 12 2008 09:44:55
And Morde, don't date a girl that cheats on her boyfriend, it's ONLY troubles and exploitation.
Posted on 13-02-2008 13:38
im getting kinda pissed at her... maybe i should screw up her relationship with that other guy... just to feel evil... not like im gonna see her again... im gonna screw with her head and make her realy doubtfull!
let the mind game begin!
>less than 36 hours incubation before to become lethal.
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| Breador |
Posted on 13-02-2008 14:26
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ah apart from all joking-but-also-highly-informative ideas above i missed one point there. cheating.. its not nice in my opinion. in the end you will lose your respect to yourself and your faith to relationships.
i dont really like cheaters both men and women. screwing up all you can get like a crazed cat or pig should not be very enjoyable after some point.and think of it like this: sex is the ultimate joy that you can share with someone both phsically and emotionally (with someone you love or care for of course). call it a gift of god or an amazing work of evaluation or mother nature. Modern age is consuming your time,thoughts,energy and most importantly your soul day by day. So lets leave one great thing uncorrupted.
These are my thoughts of course. i dont hate bitches or "players" in da hood so whatever you do i hope you have a good time and not regret doing it in the years to come =) |
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 13-02-2008 16:11
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hehe im not cheating, she is cheating... im just exploiting a girl im realy in love with and corupting her
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 14-02-2008 05:57
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I wasnt here yesterday and i missed out on a TON of spamming
OK First off Lisele!! : Nice one there babygirl fast as a viper, sharp as a katana. Ol lew was laughing.
Second off Brea!! I fully agree my feathery friend. Adultry leads to two things: Complications and broken hearts.
And third off Morde!! Im sorry m8 but im with lise on this one, this girl is messing you up. As i said take control - Of your feelings, of your heart and for the love of god! of your penis.
Shes pulling you about by your nutsack, and thats Lises job.
Seriously, you gotta lay low or at least stop talking to this girl.
Besides if ya really love this girl.. You wouldnt be trying to screw up her relationship. If ya loved her you would try to protect her happiness with all your being.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 14-02-2008 06:48
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hmm, I totaly agree with you, i have thought about it a million times, I want her to be happy, and if shes happy with him then she should be with him... thats what my head sais...
but on the other side my hearth sais I just wanna hold her, take her with me whereever I go. Give her all she will ever need, even go and get the moon so she could wear it around her neck. Make cute mordechildren, buy a nice house and grow old with her pretty face beside me.
My penis sais,
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
My inner child sais, i want ICECREAM!
and i end up doing alittle of all... I try to distance my self from her, but i cant stop thinking of her, and the second i get a text message from her im totaly lost trying to figuer out ways for us to be togheter. and if we get together we kinda end up taking my penis's advice...
But as a nymfo my penis has majorty of the votes.. And when i get teased with I turn all frustrated and **** I'm not gonna screw with her relationship, just had alittle temper black out
But hey, things are made to be used, why is that different with people? Im gonna have a good time the last weeks i have up here, I rather miss her than regret i never took a chance.
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 14-02-2008 07:36
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Lise I need you here! I need 25cc of reason STAT! (Or whatever they say in those emergency series)
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 14-02-2008 09:14
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haha my female problems has made quite the populare thread
Well, anyways, ill just keep on going, im beond help, reason wont work anymore
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| lisele |
Posted on 14-02-2008 11:11
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Dear Morde, (just trying to help Lew in here: 15 gold and 5 mana pots fee)
I think you're mixing up some different feelings here!
You're fooling yourself if you think that this relation is about sex. Making it a sexual issue is a way to make things look simple!
You are not driven by your penis!
Making love to her is the only moment you can feel that she's yours.
The problem here is property.
(Casual sex is something that requieres a great knowledge of yourself, a great control of your feelings, and some wise adult partners, to be enjoyable. So far, NOT your case!) (nor mine, too romantic I guess )
So, is it about love? I'm not sure of that.
As said Lew, if that was true love, you'll be suffering in silence, trying to make no trouble to her.
And if you were willing to experience true love, you would never pick up a cheating girl...
It's about you! You must a poor idea of yourself to have this kind of relation, getting content of crumbles from another man, having to hide, etc.
We all like to have someone special to share things, happy simple moments, hugs, kisses, tenderness and care. In my opinion those are far more adictive than sex.
So what do you want morde?
I'll tell you: attention!!!! Just like we all do!
As simple as that!
Good luck!
Kisses
Lise
PS: destroying a friend's mood on valentine's will cost you an extra flask of pure death. |
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